daisy
worst case scenario I fake an interest in what you say for 2 hours till you get drunk enough to fuck me. go back to my place. I’ll fake an orgasm because I got black out drunk trying to numb my brain so It didn’t hurt when you spoke. you’ll fake an orgasm becaue you assume I give a shit. I’ll pass out and hope I wake up spooning my dog instead of you. either way you win because you got to hear yourself talk for 2 hours! I get.…a fucking headache.
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the chad from boise. irish coat of arms by tj from nobodys hero
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thank you Diana Serena.
this background is killing my hand.
become smarter than the bed!? intelligence through necessity.
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become smarter than the bed!
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screams of freedom I love this
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